smh. she warned us. and we weren’t ready at all.
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
It’s storming in New York City.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
the dog totes set that up
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy